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whycantkimdie?
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Apr 02, 2008 10:23 am |
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lol I love the second but we have alot like the 1st already |
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supa.alan.york
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May 03, 2008 4:44 pm |
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jack bauer can speak braille |
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goatsheep
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May 08, 2008 2:34 pm |
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A flight of stairs fell down jack bauer.
Gasoline was soaked in jack bauer and set on fire.
A fence was impaled on jack bauer.
beat them! |
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DSi
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May 08, 2008 5:26 pm |
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goatsheep
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May 14, 2008 11:19 am |
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no problem i can go forever
can i say another gasoline one?
jack bauer was soaked in gasoline and set on fire. the fire was burned to death. |
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Special Agent Mike
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Jack Bauer
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May 30, 2008 4:33 pm |
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Could we do...
Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding. |
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DSi
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May 30, 2008 5:37 pm |
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| goatsheep wrote: | no problem i can go forever
can i say another gasoline one?
jack bauer was soaked in gasoline and set on fire. the fire was burned to death. |
| Special Agent Mike wrote: | Could we do...
Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding. |
Added both of them, thanks  |
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DSi
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May 30, 2008 5:38 pm |
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Here are the 40 quotes we have so far:
| Quote: | $quote[1] = "Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.";
$quote[2] = "There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer's right hand and Jack Bauer's left hand.";
$quote[3] = "If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called \"1\".";
$quote[4] = "When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.";
$quote[5] = "Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.";
$quote[6] = "Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.";
$quote[7] = "If everyone on \"24\" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called \"12\".";
$quote[8] = "Jack Bauer can torture you into giving up information you do not possess.";
$quote[9] = "If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.";
$quote[10] = "Jack Bauer always tests positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It's because steroids are made from Jack Bauer. ";
$quote[11] = "Jack Bauer's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.";
$quote[12] = "When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.";
$quote[13] = "When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, \"Previously, on 24...\"";
$quote[14] = "Jack Bauer doesn't laugh in the face of danger; Jack Bauer is the face of danger.";
$quote[15] = "Jack Bauer can strangle you with a cordless phone.";
$quote[16] = "Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.";
$quote[17] = "Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.";
$quote[18] = "Jack Bauer has the heart of a terrorist. He keeps it in a jar on his desk.";
$quote[19] = "If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.";
$quote[20] = "Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.";
$quote[21] = "Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.";
$quote[22] = "Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.";
$quote[23] = "Jack Bauer doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers.";
$quote[24] = "When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.";
$quote[25] = "Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard University entitled: \"Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day.\"";
$quote[26] = "Jack Bauer does not need to use a silencer... he just tells his gun to be quiet.";
$quote[27] = "Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed.";
$quote[28] = "When the President runs out of options he says: \"Get me Jack Bauer.\"";
$quote[29] = "Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.";
$quote[30] = "Jack Bauer quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.";
$quote[31] = "Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.";
$quote[32] = "It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Then you are screwed.";
$quote[33] = "Every guy that dates Jack's daughter loses a limb. Coincidence? I think not.";
$quote[34] = "Jack Bauer once got shot. The gun died.";
$quote[35] = "Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.";
$quote[36] = "Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.";
$quote[37] = "A flight of stairs fell down jack bauer.";
$quote[38] = "Gasoline was soaked in jack bauer and set on fire.";
$quote[39] = "Jack Bauer was soaked in gasoline and set on fire. The fire was burned to death.";
$quote[40] = "Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding."; |
So if you're going to suggest a new quote, make sure we don't have it already. |
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slade
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May 30, 2008 8:59 pm |
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Jack Bauer is God.
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Special Agent Mike
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May 31, 2008 12:55 pm |
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I like mine . |
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whycantkimdie?
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May 31, 2008 2:27 pm |
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I made one! Its average! |
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Josephine Marcus
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May 31, 2008 9:54 pm |
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Mine was too long... 
As a small thank you for saving everyone, a street was name after Jack Bauer. Only they had to change the name back to the old one becuase everytime someone would try to cross the street they would die. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. |
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DSi
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May 31, 2008 10:18 pm |
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| Josephine Marcus wrote: | Mine was too long...
As a small thank you for saving everyone, a street was name after Jack Bauer. Only they had to change the name back to the old one becuase everytime someone would try to cross the street they would die. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. |
It's a great one, but it just won't fit in that small bar on the bottom of the screen, sorry. |
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Josephine Marcus
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May 31, 2008 10:19 pm |
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I know! Stupid bar... Lol, eh. I'll find a new one. |
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Jun 01, 2008 12:36 am |
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Jack Bauer.
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Special Agent Mike
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Jun 01, 2008 10:11 am |
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Ahahaha nice. |
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Agent Josh
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Jun 16, 2008 5:07 pm |
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Before Osama Bin Laden sleeps at night, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer |
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whycantkimdie?
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Kim Killer
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Jun 16, 2008 5:50 pm |
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That's good. |
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Jun 16, 2008 6:17 pm |
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Josephine Marcus
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Jun 16, 2008 10:15 pm |
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Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas |
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Jun 16, 2008 11:25 pm |
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| Josephine Marcus wrote: | | Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas |
Nice. |
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Special Agent Mike
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Jack Bauer
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Jun 17, 2008 1:35 pm |
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That one is freaking hilarious. |
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whycantkimdie?
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Jun 17, 2008 2:33 pm |
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I have a pair of JB pjs. Its cool! |
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Josephine Marcus
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Jun 18, 2008 7:39 pm |
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| whycantkimdie? wrote: | | I have a pair of JB pjs. Its cool! |
You have everything JB. I think we've all figured that out by now. Lol |
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