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Josephine Marcus

Things Jack Bauer would NEVER say

This can get pretty funny. Think of some phases Jack would never say and post it here! I'll start us off.

1. Your're right, I'm sorry. We should do this by the book
2. Violence is not the answer
3. I think I need a drink
4. This isn't in my job description
Jack is Back

1. Wait, we should wait for back-up. This could get too dangerous.
2.I don't think I can do this.
3.  -I didn't have anything to do with that bomb.
   - Oh, okay, you can go.
Josephine Marcus

Jack is Back wrote:

3. -I didn't have anything to do with that bomb.
   - Oh, okay, you can go.


Wow. I never even thought of that one! Lol!
Terri

Jack is Back wrote:
1. Wait, we should wait for back-up. This could get too dangerous.
2.I don't think I can do this.
3.  -I didn't have anything to do with that bomb.
   - Oh, okay, you can go.



He actually did say number 2 lol
Jack is Back

Terri wrote:
Jack is Back wrote:
1. Wait, we should wait for back-up. This could get too dangerous.
2.I don't think I can do this.
3.  -I didn't have anything to do with that bomb.
   - Oh, okay, you can go.



He actually did say number 2 lol


haha true. I meant in a situation involving a bunch of terrorsts needing a butt whooping lol
Terri

lol ok fair enough Wink
Josephine Marcus

Yeah, I never caught that one either, but you're right.
Jack is Back

Where's the nearest bathroom? I need a break
Josephine Marcus

"Last night I got drunk and knocked over a Christmas tree"

(If you don't get it, search Kiefer and Christmas on YouTube)
Jack is Back

LMAO!!!Laughing that was hilar!
Josephine Marcus

Did you have to watch the video or do you already know?
Jack is Back

I had already seen it but then I went to watch it again and laughed just as hard as the first time!!! It never gets old!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
Josephine Marcus

Good times Smile

"Nina, you are the sexiest woman alive."
slade

Nvm lol
Josephine Marcus

Never mind what? Lol. You have to post one too! Wink
Josephine Marcus

"I could kick Chuck Norris' ass."
slade

What i said was maybe too much so i edited it with nvm Razz
Josephine Marcus

Oh, I see. Wink
Josephine Marcus

"Oh, fiddlesticks!"

Tony: No Jack! You'll kill us all!
Jack: Or die trying!
slade

'I wish Nina was alive'
Josephine Marcus

"Someone needs a hug"

[In East Indian accent]
"Somebody gonna getta hurt real bad"

(I'm sure no one gets this one, but if you know who Russell Peters is, then you should find this as funny as I do. Wink )
Terri

Josephine Marcus wrote:
"Someone needs a hug"

[In East Indian accent]
"Somebody gonna getta hurt real bad"

(I'm sure no one gets this one, but if you know who Russell Peters is, then you should find this as funny as I do. Wink )


lol yeah i get it, hes funny
Josephine Marcus

Terri wrote:
Josephine Marcus wrote:
"Someone needs a hug"

[In East Indian accent]
"Somebody gonna getta hurt real bad"

(I'm sure no one gets this one, but if you know who Russell Peters is, then you should find this as funny as I do. Wink )


lol yeah i get it, hes funny
Yeah! Smile
Jack is Back

I think someone needs a cookie!

I CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT MY MORNING COFFEE!!!

Can I never just have a day where I can sit around, watch TV, and end the day with a relaxing bubble bath? I mean c'mon.
whycantkimdie?

Kim, why dont you just die?
artur2060

"Isn't it strange that all these things that has happened to me, happened in exactly 24 hour periods?"
whycantkimdie?

"Can't someone else do it?"
Special Agent Mike

"F*** it!"
slade

Please. Smile
Josephine Marcus

Special Agent Mike wrote:
"F*** it!"


I agree! Obvious, but awesome.
Special Agent Mike

Thank you Very Happy.
Elephant & Castle

Do you want this thrown out in court?    We can't go in without a warrant!
David_Palmer

"I'm sorry, I went too far''
''Don't worry Chloe, you don't have to give me your access code.''
''I'm hungry''
''I gotta pee''
''I'm tired''
''I need to charge my phone...''
Josephine Marcus

"Chloe, did you get my test message?"
David_Palmer

*Hits alarm*  ''I'm too tired to go into work this morning.''
Josephine Marcus

"Curtis! Pull in at this drive-thru!"
David_Palmer

A little off topic, but speaking of 24 and drive-thrus,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmL8A-1nBgI

On topic again:

*Looks at cell phone* ''Damn (it), I'm out of credit!!''
Josephine Marcus

Ha! I saw that one. Lol.

"Hurry up Chloe, I'm running out of minutes!"

Some situation where a villain is telling him the number to call back: "Hey, slow down. I need a pen and paper... Curtis! Do you have a pen? Anyone? Anyone got a pen? Okay, hold on a minute."
David_Palmer

In the vid, I love when Kim called Tony is like ''Ah, what, is she stuck in a merry-go-round''  LOL

I can't think of anymore lines right now Razz I'm off to bed Razz
whycantkimdie?

lol I've seen those vids before. The guy who does Tony is great.
David_Palmer

Yeah, he does it so well. Especially the ''arrites''

Something Jack wouldn't say:

''I gotta reload my gun'' lol
slade

f*ck sake Kim, stop being such a bitch!.  Laughing
Josephine Marcus

"I love you Nina!"
David_Palmer

''Kim, I've lost count how many times I've had to step away from work to come and f**king rescue you, call someone else for  a change!''
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