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Josephine Marcus
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Simpsons Quotes in 24!Basically, take a quote from The Simpsons, and make it said by characters from 24!
Examples:
[When Michelle is car bombed]
Tony: Sweet merciful crap! My car!
Jack: Hi, I'm Jack Bauer. You may remember me from such interrogations as 'Where is the bomb?' and "Who do you work for?". Tonight I bring you 'What is your primary objective?'.
Jack: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
Driscoll: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Jack: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.
Charles Logan: Because you need me, America. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a country to run.
Novick: Men, place the president under arrest.
Charles Logan: What? Oh yes, all that stuff I did.
Edgar: Worst. Death. Ever.
Michelle: Jack! There's someone here who can help you...
Jack: Is it Batman?
Michelle: No, he's a scientist.
Jack: Batman's a scientist.
Michelle: It's not Batman!
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Jack is Back
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omg
i love those, i can picture Tony saying the first one lmao
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whycantkimdie?
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Chloe: Well, everyone's afraid of something.
Jack: Not me.
Chloe: SOCK PUPPETS!
Jack: Where? (Screams and runs away)
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slade
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Re: Simpsons Quotes in 24! | Josephine Marcus wrote: |
Edgar: Worst. Death. Ever. |
Hahah, best one!
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Josephine Marcus
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Those are awesome!  Keep'em coming!
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Josephine Marcus
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I just thought of a new one while posting in reply to character deaths:
Jack: "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"
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artur2060
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Chloe: "Jack, you were set up... The bomb is in the other end of town"
Jack: "Doh!!"
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