DSi
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Favorite QuoteWhat's your favorite quote from the show?
Mine is in season 2:
Nurse: "Sir, I will call the police!"
Jack: "Lady, I am the police! Now open the door!"
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Terri
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lol thats a good one
Tony: Well Ryan its like this either fire me or get out of my chair.
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PreviouslyOn24
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Jack: "Listen, the only reason you're still conscious is because I don't wanna carry you!"
Henderson: "He's got hardware that makes this place [CTU] look like an internet caffe."
Bill: "Chloe, we're running active protocol. We don't have time for your personality disorder!"
Bill: "Sir, there isn't time!"
Logan: "Then TALK FASTER!"
Jack: "You probably don't think I can force this down your throat, but you'd be wrong..."
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Terri
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| PreviouslyOn24 wrote: |
Jack: "You probably don't think I can force this down your throat, but you'd be wrong..." |
I love this one, he says it so straight faced, and it just cracks me up.
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DSi
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Full quote:
"You probably don't think I could force this towel down your throat, but trust me I can. All the way. Except that I'd hold onto this little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest the towel, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. Most people probably take about a week to die. It's very painful." - Jack Bauer to President Charles Logan, Day 5
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DSi
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There's also this quote that I love:
"Now, Jack, if it were anyone else, I would ask you if you were sure. But with you, I already know the answer. God bless you, and good luck." - David Palmer, Day 4
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PreviouslyOn24
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| DSi wrote: | Full quote:
"You probably don't think I could force this towel down your throat, but trust me I can. All the way. Except that I'd hold onto this little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest the towel, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. Most people probably take about a week to die. It's very painful." - Jack Bauer to President Charles Logan, Day 5 |
Um...
...it's not Logan. It's Jack in the limo in Day 1.
Jack doesn't even try to torture Logan. It's either confess or die.
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DSi
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Damn, you're right, my mistake 
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slade
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Jack: Now are you going to tell me what i want to know or am i gonna have to hurt you?
Graem: You're hurting me now Jack
Jack: Trust me I'm not
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Josephine Marcus
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"Shut up stupid!"
"I'm gonna need a hacksaw"
"That's the problem with people like you, George. You want results, but you never want to get your hands dirty. I'd start rolling up your sleeves"
"The only reason you're still conscious is because I don't want to have to carry you"
"You are going to tell me everything I want to know or I swear to God I will hurt you before I kill you, and no one will be able to stop me"
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whycantkimdie?
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Chloe (to Audrey about pauls death):"Sorry, I was being inappropriately blunt, wasn't I? I do that alot."
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cp123
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Jack: Son of a bitch!
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Josephine Marcus
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| cp123 wrote: | | Jack: Son of a bitch! |
Yeah, I like that one too. Jack has a funny way of emphasizing the "b".
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slade
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Jack: "I'm gonna need a hacksaw"..Season 2
Eddie: You cut Goran's head off Jack
Jack: I know what i did...Season 2
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Burble
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Re: Favorite Quote | DSi wrote: | Nurse: "Sir, I will call the police!"
Jack: "Lady, I am the police! Now open the door!" |
| PreviouslyOn24 wrote: | | Jack: "Listen, the only reason you're still conscious is because I don't wanna carry you!" |
| PreviouslyOn24 wrote: | | Henderson: "He's got hardware that makes this place [CTU] look like an internet caffe." |
| PreviouslyOn24 wrote: | Bill: "Sir, there isn't time!"
Logan: "Then TALK FASTER!" |
| PreviouslyOn24 wrote: | | Jack: "You probably don't think I can force this down your throat, but you'd be wrong..." |
| slade wrote: | Jack: "Now are you going to tell me what i want to know or am i gonna have to hurt you?"
Graem: "You're hurting me now, Jack"
Jack: Trust me, I'm not |
These are hilarous! Since I don't remember any quotes by myself I checked imdb out and found some good ones. And now I remember more ;D
Mandy: [after CTU realizes she is still alive] Looks like my neighbors died for nothing....
Sherry Palmer: Mike's job is to tell you what you want to hear. Mine is to tell you the truth
President Palmer: You're not qualified for that job.
Michelle: I'll go anywhere with you... as long as I don't have to cook.
Tony: Sweetheart, if you promise not to cook I will take you with me anywhere.
Edgar: [as he speaks to Marianne Taylor, who is bossing him around] Just because you overheard that conversation between Chloe and me doesn't mean I'm your bitch.
James Heller: Spare me your sixth grade Michael Moore logic!
Jack Bauer: I know you think what you're doing is right. But it is my job not to let that happen.
Chapelle: I didn't ask for your opinion.
Chase: Well I just gave it to you.
Michael Amador: You betrayed me, Jack, you were CTU all along.
Jack Bauer: That's right, Amador. You betrayed me, too, I'm just better at it than you.
Jack Bauer: A few years ago, my wife was killed because of my job. My daughter has never been the same since. This last year... well, you know what I went through to bring you in. What'd I get for it? A pat on the back. In the end, a demotion and a heroin habit. I'm tired of putting my ass on the line for nothing. I'm DONE putting my ass on the line for nothing.
[pointing his gun in the direction of a noise behind him]
Jack Bauer: Don't move.
George Mason: Hey, hey. Service is bad enough on this flight; you don't have to shoot me.
George Mason: So what are you gonna do tomorrow? If the bomb doesn't go off. Thought about it?
Nina Myers: I never meant for this to be personal.
Jack Bauer: It felt pretty personal when you killed my wife. - this one is cool ;DD
Jack Bauer: The only way you're going to die is if I kill you. Your bomb's not going off.
Paramedic: Take off your clothes.
[after Mason has been exposed to radiation]
George Mason: Aren't you going to buy me dinner first? 
Chapelle: Chloe's a pain in the ass!
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Josephine Marcus
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He he, that's awesome. Those brought back memories.
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slade
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Mason: "Tell yourself that if it makes you fell better."...Season 2
Or something alone those lines.
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artur2060
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In season 2 when Jack is being tortured:
Bad guy 1: "Well, what did he say?"
Bad guy 2: (Shoots bad guy 1 in the head) "I just got promoted"
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slade
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Well actually it's more like.
"I just got promoted" then shoots bad guy in the head. 
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artur2060
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Oh, yeah.. I forgot
Still it was a great moment
Besides that I liked the Russian roulette with salazar and the attack on the secret service convoy when Aaron Pierce saved the day
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Josephine Marcus
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George Mason: "Jack opted to stay in the field. Literally."
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whycantkimdie?
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Mason:"Hey, guys, Ilike my skin try and keep some of it on"
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artur2060
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Pierce (tied to a chair): "You're a traitor to this country and a disgrace to the office. Is there anything else, CHARLES?"
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slade
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I just saw that episode last night. I was smiling
Piece ownd him
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Burble
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Jack (and many others): "DAMMIT"
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Josephine Marcus
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Yeah, thats a classic quote. I also really like "Son of a bitch!". It's funny how he puts so much emphasis on the 'b'.
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artur2060
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Jack at CTU clinic: "I need this man revived now!"
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slade
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"I'm sorry about how insensitive i was before. I didn't know about Tony being shot in the neck"
Or something like that. I laughed when i watched that because any normal person would've said "Tony being injured" or "hurt" yet she just blurted it all out
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artur2060
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Yeah, Chloe sometimes can be weird in a funny way like that time in season five when Chloe was at Buchanan's house
Chloe: "I hope you don't mind me bossing you around"
Bill: "That's fine, Chloe"
Chloe: "Insert the link over there(or something) while I link up to CTU hardrive...Sir!
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Josephine Marcus
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Pretty much anything that comes out of Chloe's mouth is insanely socially awkward, and inappropriately blunt. But it's so funny
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artur2060
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I was watching season 2 the other day and I noticed a great one when Nina is being pulled out of prison to help find the bomb and how she has to go see a terrorist who she's afraid of:
Nina: "The second he sees me, he will put a bullet in my head and then turn the gun on himself!"
Jack: "Don't worry, we'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself"
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Terri
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Yeah i remember that one, its a good one
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whycantkimdie?
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Yeah you can't help but laugh at that quote.
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Josephine Marcus
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I love how Jack just has this evil smile on his face when he knows hes winning against her
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whycantkimdie?
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yeah after he interrogates her in ep5
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Josephine Marcus
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The part where Jack, Nina and Chase are flying back to CTU from Mexico, and Jack leans into Nina to tell her something, and you can just feel the awkward sexual tension between them. It almost seems like they want to just jump each other and go at it, but they hate each other so much.
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whycantkimdie?
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Yeah its laways been like that. Jack would so have married Nina if she wasn't a mass murderer.
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Josephine Marcus
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Even in the novels theres so much going on between them
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whycantkimdie?
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Yeah I've ordered some of the novels on amazon but they're still in the post
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Josephine Marcus
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Which ones? Its better to read them in order if possible
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artur2060
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Are you saying that on the site itself you can read some of the novels?
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slade
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I don't think thats what he said but you can easily download them
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artur2060
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| slade wrote: | | I don't think thats what he said but you can easily download them |
How?
Can you give me the link or the list of them please?
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slade
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I don't have the link but i should be able to get one.
I'll get back to you with one. Any specific novel you want?
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whycantkimdie?
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No I'm buying them from amazon.
400TH POST!!!!
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Josephine Marcus
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I got all mine in one stop at my local Chapters. there are currently 8 out right now, and they are, in order:
Operation Hell Gate (classicl 24)
Veto Power (not bad...)
Trojan Horse (best so far)
Cat's Claw (most gruesome so far)
Vanishing Point (haven't read yet)
Chaos Theory
Storm Force
Collateral Damage
Trinity (not yet released)
I also got the CTU handbook, which explains how to be a CTU agent either in the field or office, and how to communicate back and forth. Its really detailed.
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slade
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Another socially awkward moment courtesy of Chloe.
Chloe:"Adam, i need to talk to you"
Adam:"Chloe, I'm talking to my sister"
Chloe:"The one who's going to die?"
Adam:"I'm not going to even answer that!"
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Josephine Marcus
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LMAO!! I LOVE CHLOE!
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Terri
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| Josephine Marcus wrote: | I got all mine in one stop at my local Chapters. there are currently 8 out right now, and they are, in order:
Operation Hell Gate (classicl 24)
Veto Power (not bad...)
Trojan Horse (best so far)
Cat's Claw (most gruesome so far)
Vanishing Point (haven't read yet)
Chaos Theory
Storm Force
Collateral Damage
Trinity (not yet released)
I also got the CTU handbook, which explains how to be a CTU agent either in the field or office, and how to communicate back and forth. Its really detailed. |
Ok cool thanks for that i had no idea which order they went in, i have Cats Claw, i havent read it yet, i want to get the rest and read them in order.
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Josephine Marcus
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Its not a huge deal that you read them in order, I read Veto Power first myself, but there are little details that, if you know the story behind them, add to the overall story.
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Terri
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Yeah i know but its much better to read them in order lol.
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Josephine Marcus
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You're gonna love them! I love that characters like Walsh get some big parts compared to the show. There's also a lot of Teri/Nina/Jack love triangle stuff.
I hate to say it, but if it wasn't for the strike, I never would have begun reading these books! As long as the show can start before I run out of books I might be able to forgive them!
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Terri
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Lol its sounds really good... anyway this is in the wrong section lol, lets get back on topic 
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Josephine Marcus
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Oh yeah, lol.
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John Denver
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Mine is "I'm Rich Bitch". LOL
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slade
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Has to be 24 related
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artur2060
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"I'm the president, Mike. You don't call me by ny first name"
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whycantkimdie?
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David Palmer!
"You're a disgrace to this country and this office"(or something to that effect)
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slade
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| artur2060 wrote: | | "I'm the president, Mike. You don't call me by ny first name" |
That one was cool, put Mike back in his place
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artur2060
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Too bad he wasn't in season 6. He is a great character
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Josephine Marcus
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Jack Bauer: I know what it's like to feel like it's never going to end.
Jack Bauer: A year and a half ago I was warned my life was in danger. I was told the only way to survive was to create the illusion that I was dead. I had the deceive people I cared about. My daughter will never forgive me. Now that I see the depth of your corruption there is no doubt that source of danger was you. David Palmer was a great man and a great president, but he was also my friend. He tried to warn me about you and now he is dead. Other people tried to help me and they are dead. So Mr. Logan, I really have nothing left to lose.
Chase: You're right Ryan! And after you shoot Jack down, you can personally explain that to the president!
Jack Bauer: That's the problem with people like you, George. You want results, but you never want to get your hands dirty. I'd start rolling up your sleeves.
Jack Bauer: You are going to tell me everything I want to know or I swear to God I will hurt you before I kill you, and no one will be able to stop me.
George Mason: You still have a life, Jack. You wanna be a real hero, here's what you do. You get back down there and you put the pieces together. You find a way to forgive yourself for what happened to your wife. You make things right with your daughter, and you go on serving your country. That'd take some real guts.
Jack Bauer: There are things in this world which are out of our control. Sometimes we like to blame ourselves for them so we can try to make sense out of them.
Ramon Salazar: That man has more lives than a cat.
Jack Bauer: God, forgive me.
Stephen Saunders: I like to do things in phases. You should know that by now.
Jack Bauer: I used to be in the military. Used to do field work for the CIA. I've been to some horrible places. I've seen some pretty terrible things. I don't think I've ever been this scared in my whole life.
Henry Powell: Who are you guys? Police? FBI?
Tony Almeida: Actually, I'm currently unemployed.
Jack Bauer: You have no idea how far I'm willing to go to acquire your cooperation.
Tony Almeida: Some people feel more comfortable in hell.
Tony Almeida: How did Jack sound?
George Mason: Alive.
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whycantkimdie?
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Yeah lol all of them are great
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artur2060
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"Jack Bauer: god, forgive me."
Yeah, it's hard to imagine that Jack still believes in god...
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Josephine Marcus
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| artur2060 wrote: | "Jack Bauer: god, forgive me."
Yeah, it's hard to imagine that Jack still believes in god... |
Well, I think at a time like that it's just the right thing to say... eh, it's hard to explain...
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artur2060
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Yeah... I know what you mean
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artur2060
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I remembered a funny quote Kim said to Jack in the end of season 2 when JAck was lying on the strecher all wounded and Kim approached him and is sorry for what the bitch she has been to him and them she tells him she's gonna take care of him.
Who the hell can take care of Jack but Jack? Honestly? Surely not Kim...
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Josephine Marcus
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"You can look the other way once, and it's no big deal, except it makes it easier for you to compromise the next time, and pretty soon that's all your doing; compromising, because that's the way you think things are done. You know those guys I busted? You think they were the bad guys? Because they weren't, they weren't bad guys, they were just like you and me. Except they compromised... Once."
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artur2060
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Yeah, I forgot that at first Jack was like internal affairs at CTU
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Sandervs
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Yeah, that's right
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artur2060
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Kinda hard to imagine him as an asshole...
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Sandervs
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He's already a kind of an ashole to some people
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Josephine Marcus
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That's one of my favourite quotes. I have it posted at my computer at work... You know your obsessed with 24 when...
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Sandervs
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You're father is a real target.
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Burble
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"CTU, this is Bauer, we got a problem."
I just adore the way how he says this one at about 38 minute of episode 8 of season 6. And dammit, Kiefer speaks Russian fooooo funny hahha
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Burble
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Morris: "Why don't you write down the way you want me to act, put it in the file and shop it?"
Chloe: "Okay, I'll write it down, but first, don't be such a jealous jerk."
Morris: "Okay, damn jealous is the day I kill myself (?). Is there anything else?"
Chloe: "How's about don't arm nuclear bombs for terrorists?"
this one's hilarious!!
chloe is brilliant!!
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Josephine Marcus
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OMG!! That moment... That has got to be the worst case of foot-in-mouth disease Chloe has ever had... I think its also the only time I have actually been mad at her. Poor Morris...
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slade
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I lie when she's talking to that replacement girl in Season 5 about being a physco.
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Josephine Marcus
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Yeah, that moment was pretty funny. Chloe's so inappropriately blunt
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Sandervs
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| slade wrote: | | I lie when she's talking to that replacement girl in Season 5 about being a physco. |
Do you mean that moment when chloe is escaped out of the interrogation room and that girl sees her.
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slade
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Yeah when she says "Your a physco and you need help and if you don't let me go I'll recommend you for...yada yada yada.
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Josephine Marcus
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That girl was psycho. I'm happy shes dead. Was she the one Deadger went to try and save when the lock down was initiated?
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artur2060
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Yes, but she didn't die from the gas. I think that mole killed her
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Sandervs
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No she didn't die of the gas, she cames later in the series.
She replaced Edgar when he died of the gas.
I can't remember that she is died, I thought not.
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Josephine Marcus
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Oh yeah! She does come later, that's right, that's why Chloe hates her right off the start
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Sandervs
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Yep
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whycantkimdie?
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The one who thinks everyone is sexually harassing her?
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DSi
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| whycantkimdie? wrote: | | The one who thinks everyone is sexually harassing her? |
Yup that's her, I hated her so much... even if she was kinda hot
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Sandervs
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I didn't like her, she was even more freaky then Chloe.
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Josephine Marcus
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She was twitchy and slightly neurotic. Twitchy people are funny!
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Sandervs
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I disagree with that.
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Josephine Marcus
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That she was twitchy? Or that it was funny?
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Sandervs
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That twitch people are funny.. I didn't like her at all.
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Josephine Marcus
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I'm pretty sure if the gas hadn't got her, Chloe would have.
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Sandervs
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How do you mean that?
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Josephine Marcus
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Chloe would have gotten so annoyed by her she would have done some Chloe thing like stab her with a pen or complained or something till she was gone
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Sandervs
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Okay, now I understand you and I think you're right.
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Vulturous
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Shari Rothenberg... and sadly she's not dead, just forgotten and let's hope she stays that way.
Anyway, on topic, probably any line by George Mason.
George Mason: Yeah, yeah. I'm talking to my boss Jack. Right, you stupid chump.
George Mason: You don't think that's relevant? You don't think that's a distraction?
Tony Almeida: No, I don't.
George Mason: (imitating Tony) No, you don't, ah, well, I do.
David Palmer: Act on your own prerogative. Go through with the trade; you'll be repremanded, possibly even demoted.
George Mason: So far it sounds great.
George Mason: As usual I don't know whether to congratulate you or demand your resignation.
Jack Bauer: Today is the second anniversary of Victor Drazen's death.
George Mason: Happy anniversary!
George Mason: Nice work, Jack. Have you ever noticed there's a body count everywhere you go?
George Mason: What can I say? The guy's a little crazy. But he gets results.
George Mason: Tony tell you what, if I'm still here this time next year, take me out to the woodshed and shoot me. I'm supposed to be in DC by now, not chasing little old ladies who set off metal detectors with knitting needles.
George Mason: Stop right there! Maybe you need more English lessons 'cause you'd know that "trade" means we get something too.
George Mason: Whoa! Jack, the service on this flight is bad enough, you don't have to shoot me!
George Mason: Easy boys, I like my skin. Try to leave some of it on me.
Paramedic: I need all of your clothes off, sir!
George Mason: You're not even going to buy me dinner?
Jack Bauer: Think about it, no water, no animals.
George Mason: No nothing as far as I can make.
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Josephine Marcus
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I love him. He's so sarcastic. But you forgot this one:
"Jack opted to stay in the field - literally."
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Vulturous
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Oh of course, that's a classic one...
But I also missed this:
Nina Myers: So we're just going to sacrifice Jack, do you think that's right? (or something similar)
George Mason: Doesn't matter what I think, I mean I don't think he walks on water like you do but I don't want to see him hung in the dry either.
or
George Mason: You're preaching to the choir! That's exactly what I told Chappelle.
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Josephine Marcus
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Or...
Nina: How did Jack sound?
Mason: Alive
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