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Josephine Marcus
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Dec 23, 2007 9:06 pm |
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This can get pretty funny. Think of some phases Jack would never say and post it here! I'll start us off.
1. Your're right, I'm sorry. We should do this by the book
2. Violence is not the answer
3. I think I need a drink
4. This isn't in my job description |
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Jack is Back
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Dec 26, 2007 7:36 pm |
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1. Wait, we should wait for back-up. This could get too dangerous.
2.I don't think I can do this.
3. -I didn't have anything to do with that bomb.
- Oh, okay, you can go. |
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Josephine Marcus
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Dec 26, 2007 7:45 pm |
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3. -I didn't have anything to do with that bomb.
- Oh, okay, you can go. |
Wow. I never even thought of that one! Lol! |
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Terri
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Dec 26, 2007 8:12 pm |
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| Jack is Back wrote: | 1. Wait, we should wait for back-up. This could get too dangerous.
2.I don't think I can do this.
3. -I didn't have anything to do with that bomb.
- Oh, okay, you can go. |
He actually did say number 2 lol |
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Jack is Back
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Dec 26, 2007 8:14 pm |
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| Terri wrote: | | Jack is Back wrote: | 1. Wait, we should wait for back-up. This could get too dangerous.
2.I don't think I can do this.
3. -I didn't have anything to do with that bomb.
- Oh, okay, you can go. |
He actually did say number 2 lol |
haha true. I meant in a situation involving a bunch of terrorsts needing a butt whooping lol |
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Terri
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Dec 26, 2007 8:14 pm |
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Josephine Marcus
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Dec 26, 2007 8:17 pm |
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Yeah, I never caught that one either, but you're right. |
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Jack is Back
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Dec 27, 2007 2:29 pm |
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Where's the nearest bathroom? I need a break |
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Josephine Marcus
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Dec 27, 2007 9:25 pm |
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"Last night I got drunk and knocked over a Christmas tree"
(If you don't get it, search Kiefer and Christmas on YouTube) |
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Dec 27, 2007 9:48 pm |
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LMAO!!! that was hilar! |
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Josephine Marcus
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Dec 27, 2007 9:50 pm |
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Did you have to watch the video or do you already know? |
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Jack is Back
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Dec 27, 2007 9:52 pm |
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I had already seen it but then I went to watch it again and laughed just as hard as the first time!!! It never gets old!! |
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Josephine Marcus
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Dec 27, 2007 10:01 pm |
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Good times 
"Nina, you are the sexiest woman alive." |
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Dec 27, 2007 11:35 pm |
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Josephine Marcus
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Dec 27, 2007 11:47 pm |
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Never mind what? Lol. You have to post one too!  |
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Josephine Marcus
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Dec 27, 2007 11:50 pm |
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"I could kick Chuck Norris' ass." |
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Dec 28, 2007 12:03 pm |
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What i said was maybe too much so i edited it with nvm  |
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Josephine Marcus
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Dec 28, 2007 6:21 pm |
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Oh, I see. |
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Josephine Marcus
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Dec 29, 2007 9:51 pm |
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"Oh, fiddlesticks!"
Tony: No Jack! You'll kill us all!
Jack: Or die trying! |
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Dec 29, 2007 11:14 pm |
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Josephine Marcus
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Dec 29, 2007 11:17 pm |
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"Someone needs a hug"
[In East Indian accent]
"Somebody gonna getta hurt real bad"
(I'm sure no one gets this one, but if you know who Russell Peters is, then you should find this as funny as I do. ) |
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Terri
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Dec 30, 2007 9:27 am |
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| Josephine Marcus wrote: | "Someone needs a hug"
[In East Indian accent]
"Somebody gonna getta hurt real bad"
(I'm sure no one gets this one, but if you know who Russell Peters is, then you should find this as funny as I do. ) |
lol yeah i get it, hes funny |
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Josephine Marcus
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Dec 30, 2007 12:20 pm |
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| Terri wrote: | | Josephine Marcus wrote: | "Someone needs a hug"
[In East Indian accent]
"Somebody gonna getta hurt real bad"
(I'm sure no one gets this one, but if you know who Russell Peters is, then you should find this as funny as I do. ) |
lol yeah i get it, hes funny |
Yeah! |
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Jack is Back
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Dec 30, 2007 10:17 pm |
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I think someone needs a cookie!
I CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT MY MORNING COFFEE!!!
Can I never just have a day where I can sit around, watch TV, and end the day with a relaxing bubble bath? I mean c'mon. |
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whycantkimdie?
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Jan 05, 2008 11:06 am |
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Kim, why dont you just die? |
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