Suggest a Random Jack Bauer Fact

Posted: Mar 15, 2008 2:19 pm

As you my have noticed, there is a bar at the bottom of the forum that shows a new Jack Bauer fact every time the page loads. I can add as many facts as possible, the the more the better!

I only know so many, and only have so much time to hunt around the internet to search for more, so you, the members of the forum, can suggest more for me to add on!

Just post a Jack Bauer fact here, and if I think it's good enough, I will add it!

It is better if it is a fact that can be used for only Jack. For example, something like "Jack Bauer isn't addicted to heroin, heroin is addicted to Jack Bauer," is a horrble one, because any name can be subsituted in for that. Please try to keep it 24 related!

All suggestions will be considered and/or added!

Thanks!

-DSi

Posted: Mar 15, 2008 3:17 pm

Will do! And just a little suggestion... do you think you could possibly change the font colour and center it? The green looks kinda weird with the rest of the colours.

Posted: Mar 16, 2008 10:15 am

I changed the color, but I can't center it more than this, sorry.

Posted: Mar 16, 2008 10:55 am

No problem, the yellow makes it look so much better anyways! Smile

Posted: Mar 16, 2008 1:20 pm

Yeah yellow deff. looks better.

how many have you done so far, could you list them so we dont waste time posting multiple ones.

Posted: Mar 16, 2008 1:53 pm

Yeah, I was just thinking of that... I was gonna post some, but I don't know what ones you have. Should we post them here, or in the thread we already have going?

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 7:11 am

Yellow is much better

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 8:36 pm

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 8:48 pm

Here are the 28 quotes I have so far:

$quote[1] = "Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.";
$quote[2] = "There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer's right hand and Jack Bauer's left hand.";
$quote[3] = "If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called \"1\".";
$quote[4] = "When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.";
$quote[5] = "Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.";
$quote[6] = "Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.";
$quote[7] = "If everyone on \"24\" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called \"12\".";
$quote[8] = "Jack Bauer can torture you into giving up information you do not possess.";
$quote[9] = "If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.";
$quote[10] = "Jack Bauer always tests positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It's because steroids are made from Jack Bauer. ";
$quote[11] = "Jack Bauer's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.";
$quote[12] = "When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.";
$quote[13] = "When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, \"Previously, on 24...\"";
$quote[14] = "Jack Bauer doesn't laugh in the face of danger; Jack Bauer is the face of danger.";
$quote[15] = "Jack Bauer can strangle you with a cordless phone.";
$quote[16] = "Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.";
$quote[17] = "Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.";
$quote[18] = "Jack Bauer has the heart of a terrorist. He keeps it in a jar on his desk.";
$quote[19] = "If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.";
$quote[20] = "Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.";
$quote[21] = "Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.";
$quote[22] = "Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.";
$quote[23] = "Jack Bauer doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers.";
$quote[24] = "When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.";
$quote[25] = "Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard University entitled: \"Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day.\"";
$quote[26] = "Jack Bauer does not need to use a silencer... he just tells his gun to be quiet.";
$quote[27] = "Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed.";
$quote[28] = "When the President runs out of options he says: \"Get me Jack Bauer.\"";

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 5:41 am

$quote[20] = "Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.";

Not real strange I've the other one had to begin. Laughing

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 3:29 pm

Not quite sure what you mean...

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 3:33 pm

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Posted: Mar 19, 2008 6:54 pm

Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.

Jack Bauer quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.

Jack Bauer can torture you into giving up information you do not possess.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.

It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 7:01 pm

There's two ways of doing things: The right way and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and with more deaths.

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 7:03 pm

Every guy that dates Jack's daughter loses a limb. Coincidence? I think not.

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life?

Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer

Posted: Mar 20, 2008 5:06 pm

lol this one is great Very Happy

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 2:46 pm

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 6:18 pm

Added

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 6:28 pm

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 11:13 pm

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.

There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.

Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Posted: Mar 27, 2008 7:25 am

Posted: Mar 27, 2008 3:43 pm

I added the last two.
The first and fourth are good, but way too long and don't fit in the space. We already have th second one, and I just don't like the third one, sorry Wink

Posted: Mar 28, 2008 10:02 am

Aww you didnt add any of mine Sad

lol

Posted: Apr 02, 2008 10:43 am

jack bauer fell in the pacific, and the pacific drowned.

if jack bauer was wolverine, the film would be called xman.