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Tharakanuwanpro
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CTU Intelligence Agent
Joined: 27 Apr 2008
Posts: 13
Favorite 24 Season: Undecided
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Apr 27, 2008 8:46 am |
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Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! |
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kazine
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CTU Senior Analyst
Joined: 26 Apr 2008
Posts: 33
Favorite 24 Character: Kim
Favorite 24 Season: Undecided
Location: Newcastle, England.
Cash: 175 [ Donate Cash ]
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Apr 27, 2008 9:06 am |
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I LOL'd.
Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
Especially at that one XD. |
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whycantkimdie?
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Kim Killer
Joined: 04 Jan 2008
Posts: 2400
Favorite 24 Character: Tony or Pierce
Favorite 24 Season: Season 5
Location: CTU Liverpool
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Apr 27, 2008 12:05 pm |
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lol my favs the last one. |
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Josephine Marcus
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Joined: 18 Nov 2007
Posts: 3503
Favorite 24 Character: Hmm...
Favorite 24 Season: Season 5
Location: CTU Springfield (not the Simpsons, in Manitoba)
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Apr 27, 2008 12:41 pm |
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My fav
Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police. |
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